ABOUT
OUR BAND OF MERRY MISFITS HAS A BEVY OF SPECIAL GIFTS, AND WHAT BETTER PLACE TO SHARE THEM THAN HERE IN OUR HYPOTHETICAL MARKETPLACE WHERE IDEAS ARE REALLY GOOD (IN THEORY). UNIQUE OFFERINGS AT THE BEST PRICES YOUR MONEY CAN’T BUY — BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT REALLY FOR SALE. BUT IF THEY WERE, THEY’D BE IN PRETTY HIGH DEMAND.
BRENDAN O’BRIEN — CREATIVE DIRECTOROffice Shredder
He’s carving out mountainsides and crafting manifestos, doing tail slides, and delivering taglines. Feel the adrenaline rush flying down that fresh powder with Brendan on a seasonally appropriate snowboarding lesson. Or you know, just watch with a cup of cocoa back at the lodge — that’s fine too.
ELAINE LUZIETTI — COPYWRITER Questionable Life Advice
Can scotch and good company replace a therapist? Quite possibly. Meet your new comical confidant and dubious sage — almost like relying on a Magic-8 Ball to guide you in your wayward decision-making, Elaine offers counsel that some call inspired, and others? Well, they just don’t get it.
SABRINA HAN — ART DIRECTORClimbing Buddy
Get top tips for rock climbing from Sabrina. Like what to wear, where to start, and how not to break your arm — or any other useful extremities. Not the outdoors type? That’s fine too. Whether you’re struggling to climb the corporate ladder or even just the stairs to your apartment, Sabrina will send you all the vibes for reaching new heights.
ANTHONY ROMANO — CREATIVE DIRECTORAstral Watches
Chronically running late? These won’t help you with that, but they will ensure you make a fashionable entrance. Anthony is a man of many talents, and his beautiful custom watches are in high demand. They’re trendy, functional, and one less reason to check your phone. How long will these last? Only time will tell.
NOAH MOONEY — DESIGN DIRECTORSignature Hot Sauce
Design that brings the heat. Literally. When he’s not knocking out client work, he’s bringing artistic visions to life for products real and imagined. Sure, this hot sauce doesn’t technically exist but that’s because it’s 100% ghost peppers. Spooky!
AMY BORG — DESIGNERFishing Journal
When our designer Amy isn't pixels deep in client projects, she's designing and writing books for her family and friends. Her favorite book to date? A custom fishing journal, complete with a guide on how to read the clouds for weather, sketches to identify all 50 state fish, and wilderness survival tips.
4550 Montgomery Ave / Suite 420
Bethesda / Maryland / 20814
301.718.0333
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